... of doing things the easy way.
And Today was no exception.
Well, let's back up a bit first:
-- We have been in the house since April
-- With a 3 car driveway, we have said probably every month, "we should really get a snow blower before winter"
-- After our first storm last week and shoveling aforementioned driveway, again statement of, "ya know, we should really get a snow blower"
Fast forward to today:
-- Blizzard warning turns into a full fledged blizzard
-- we decide it's a great day for making some deliveries
-- only get stuck twice - one of those in front of our own house trying to get back into our (already shoveled twice and now showing no signs of shoveling) driveway
-- dig out, get the car in to have hubby say he is going to go finish up some more errands
-- me ask if he can just stay and do the errands on Monday (this statement did come back to haunt him)
-- me offer to help take the seats out of the van so he can get a snowblower (hint hint ;) ).
-- hubby still unsure that we need one, says he's going to take the smaller car
-- me say probably not such a good idea, it's lower than the van and can get stuck easier
-- a few minutes later I look out the window to see hubby... in his car... right by our driveway... stuck
-- walk out to shovel out again and say, "the thing I want more than anything in the world for our anniversary is a snow blower"
-- we get the car unstuck and he's on his way
-- get a call a while later and hear, "I think I should have brought the van, this car is too low and gets stuck easy..."
-- starts getting dark - learned that all snowplows for the county have been called off due to the wind and blizzard
-- get another call: hubby stuck at the base of hill
(side note: our house is at the top of quite a big hill - 2 ways to get here - both have quite a steep incline... so I guess you could say it really is "uphill both ways"... )
--- the good news is that he has a snowblower!
--- bad news - there is no way that the truck he got from home depot to bring it home is going to make it up the hill.
--- he tries the other hill. Nothing.
--- we deliberate and decide to have me walk down the hill, walk the snow blower home while he takes the truck back to get his car.
--- tell kids I'm heading down the hill and will be right back.
--- walking down hill and into the wind and freezing snow gives me a whole new respect for the pioneers.
--- get to the truck to have both of us realize there is no way either one of us can lug the 100+ pound snow blower up the hill. load it back in the truck, Jerry heads back to home depot.
--- I walk back up hill to home, only to find that within the time frame I stepped out, Joshy has clogged the toilet and water has flooded the bathroom, hallway, and halfway into the kitchen. (seriously??! Enough with the water issues already!!!)
--- clean up water (and kind of sort of lose it with the kids, who all just stood there watching the water getting spread farther and farther without putting down a single towel), get another call...
--- hubby tried a different plan (other than the one discussed about parking at gas station at bottom of hill and walking up, because the car wouldn't make it over the drifts, which now reached about knee height in the middle of the road)... and was stuck half way up hill.
--- after trying for quite a while, finally unloaded the groceries he had in the car, and walked the rest of the way - kids all bundled up and run out to meet him and help carry bags.
--- we all head back to car (yes, even 3 yo and baby are bundled up.
--- all kids in stuck car, us trying to shovel, push, rock and move car any which way.
--- sweet soul with snowblower comes and blows us a tire path up rest of the hill - we make it to the entrance of cul de sac.
--- get stuck. again.
--- shovel. again. thinking, 'wow, this would go so much faster with a snow blower... which we now own... that at one point in time was oh so close to our house... but is now sitting back at the store...'
--- another sweet neighbor takes pity and comes out with another shovel in hand to help dig path through the road and into driveway... then helps us push and shove and maneuver the car sliding and slipping
--- finally getting it into our driveway and garage
--- backwards and crooked
--- but in.
Nope - never accused of the simple, logical way of doing things.
...P.S. as I got in, defrosted, and opened the mail, this picture pours out of one of the envelopes...
Yep, true story. Irony at it's best. (Doncha just miss Minnesota like crazy, Marissa??!)
8 comments:
Oh Jen! I can't believe you guys went out!! Jerry is so funny..... just picturing that little red car in that snow makes me laugh! Enjoy your Sunday with no church!!
Ha! Marissa is, I am sure, enjoying every second of that sand and surf and SUN!
I don't dare leave my house, probably ever again.
Loved the clogged toilet...kids!! I love your posts. Thanks for giving me a good laugh :)
Oh Jen that is so funny! Come visit!- don't miss the crazy winter there- do miss the people! love ya and stay warm!
This is seriously the most getting stuck and funniest blizzard story ever! I can just picture this whole story and your hill! It must have been bitingly cold walking up that hill!!! Stay safe you guys!!
Holy Cow! I'm freezing just reading that crazy post!!!! Some day you will sit down and belly laugh forever about these stories you guys go through!!! And seriously I know we've said it again, but I'll keep saying it, Joshy and Jake are souls brothers in heaven. Seriously, they must have sat together and conspired to see which kid could do the most damage (water damage that is) while on earth and they'll tally the score sheet later! ;) ha ha! Miss you!
Jen you are a miracle! You are a wonderful mother, wife, daughter and friend. Love you!
Wow, great story!
Post a Comment