If you envision it...

and then scout it out on craigslist to get a smokin deal

and rent a uhaul to get it yourself,

and then finally bite the bullet and pay someone to actually assemble it for you

 So you can watch the progression

and try to ward off the kids

who are chomping at the bit and can hardly stand to watch it go 'so slow!'

and get a little antsy yourself...

Then the kids will come

and stay...

and play!!